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June 2013

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It’s so strange that I’m so young but I’m ready for my happy ending. I am ready for a man to make me his wife and we could move to a real house and I would do all of the domestic things I could. Plus I would also build and garden and roll all of my man’s blunts perfectly;). I want a beautiful wedding with my gorgeous groom. I want unconditional love and for that man to do ANYTHING for me and to buy me a really nice ring and propose to me. It would all be perfect and lovely and amazing. I guess I just have wedding fever or something. The other side of me wants nothing to do with humans and I would live on my own with my millions of animals and work hard everyday with them. I dk fantasy livin’

I wish I didn’t have to get a “career” I just want to be with my pets all day. But I know that in the “real world” I need a real job to live the lifestyle I’m accustom to and to be able to visit my family in other countries.

I don’t want a job. I want to be a house animal mom, clean, take care of the house, and cook all day. But I know I can’t do that. I need to be independent and able to support myself. Ugh
The struggle
I especially like cleaning but maids don’t make enough money to support myself and ten animals…. /le sigh
And trust me I’ve been a maid before and they don’t make that much unless you clean some rich ass people’s houses.

Jun 19, 20132 notes
#personal #rant about a lot of things #domestic #house wife #wife
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Play
Jun 19, 201318,787 notes
#bird #parrot #dancing
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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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#personal #i hate kristen stewart #i also hate niki minaj #who the fuck did this anyways
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